Date Everything ((free)) -
The keyword "Date Everything" refers to the surreal and highly anticipated sandbox dating simulator developed by Saphire Brave and published by Team17. In this game, players use magical "Dateviator" glasses to transform mundane household objects—like refrigerators, pianos, and even existential dread—into attractive, dateable humanoid characters.
Voice Talent: The game features an A-list voice cast, including Matt Mercer, Laura Bailey, Felicia Day, and Neil Newbon. date everything
- Trade-offs: trust assumptions vs. decentralization, privacy vs. auditability.
- Social/legal aspects: standards, compliance, user consent, governance.
But for the 90% of the noise that makes up modern life? The spreadsheets, the Slack channels, the "someday" reading lists, the grudges? The keyword " Date Everything " refers to
- Week 1: Buy three black Sharpies. Put one at your desk, one in the kitchen, one in your bag.
- Week 2: Every time you save a file, pause. Type the date first (
2025-05-20_). Do it 10 times, and it becomes automatic. - Week 3: Go through your fridge. Throw away anything without a date that you suspect is old. For everything that remains, add an opening date.
- Week 4: Look at your phone’s photo album for the last 30 days. Rename the critical ones with a date prefix. Notice how much easier it is to find that receipt from the hardware store.
Pantry Staples: We all think we remember when we opened that jar of pasta sauce. We don't. Write the opening date on the lid. Do the same for spice jars. (Yes, paprika expires. It doesn't go bad, but it loses its spirit. Date when you opened it; after six months, refresh it.) Trade-offs: trust assumptions vs
